The Third Shift

A vagabond who's made his home in the Pacific Northwest.

Our indoor creature has decided to reveal itself to the sun.

You know you’re a legit German beer establishment when you serve your beer in glasses with the matching brand. @stammtischpdx (at Stammtisch)

Cold brew pitcher is already a godsend. #coffee

it’s been in the 90s in Portland lately.

being a shrinking fat dude is no fun in this weather at all.

bike rides are a release because of the breeze you build up.

summer as a fat dude is why i’m in crossfit to be less of a fat dude

Also: free pie!

Pulled pork for breakfast thanks to work.

Watching the sun, watching the sun go down. #Portland

Well, since I’m here. #food #breakfast #Portland (at Pine State Biscuits)

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rototudor:

tehjennismightier:

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Seconded

thirded

so my friend and I are out drinking beer, eating dinner & talking shit.

  • Waitress: "You guys are so good, drinking water with every beer."
  • Me: "We're over 30."

There is FIRE involved. (at Hobnob Grille)

We’re trying to figure out why all these people with lights and stuff on their bikes are riding through Southeast Portland. (at Hobnob Grille)

wentdog:

gpoy

once we acknowledge this, we can get on with being functional, decent human beings

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

So the meeting was absolutely useless because it was watching someone operate a computer over GoToMeeting.

I forgot my umbrella and didn’t bring a jacket because it was humid. I got soaked on my way home.

My girlfriend is out of town.

I know nothing but hate.

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