Jan 27 2012
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Having Sex Like a Porn Star on YouPorn: Men's Lives: GQ
While this piece is entirely anecdotal, it’s notable for three things:
- “Where do you want this?” is probably one of the most crass things I can imagine saying in the middle of sex.
- I feel odd every time I read about the apparent obsession with ejaculating on a woman instead of inside her, or pushing for anal sex. Dudes (at least the dudes I’m friends with) often talk openly about this stuff. Maybe it’s just my circle of friends or we’re lying when we say this does nothing for us. I can think of nothing better and more romantic that yanking my dick out of your vagina and finishing the job with my hand just to come on your face or breasts. It feels absurd to even type.
- Glorious tag line: “Siobhan Rosen is the pseudonym this writer made up so that her grandmother would never know that semen has touched her face.” Oh, she knows, Ms. Pseudonym. Grandparents always know.
(via the Awl)
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