“Someone play football with me. I made a ball out of snow. Please someone run down the field, cut right and catch this football. Which I know is perfectly round but so what, I have big furry paws, plus I’m a lion so I can do what I damned well please, in fact this snow football is no longer available for use as a snow football because I’m going to pretend it’s an antelope’s head and I’m going to eat it, yum yum yum, I love antelope brains, THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME A BAD LION.”
This is overwhelmingly cute.