“Can you write this story on the Powell social worker so [anchor] can read it from the newsroom at 4?”
“We need you to put together most of this story in the 4 on the city’s emergency notification test for [nightside reporter] and she’ll come in and fill in a bite when she goes to City Hall later.”
“The package I did for your show’s been approved. Since you listened to the social worker interview, can you pick out a couple bites for that open I’ve half-written?”
“The mom of the dude shot by police didn’t even say her name though I know we’ve talked to her before. Can you find it and fill out the font for me, please?”
“Wait, you have all of your show done? I was gonna ask if you needed help after writing that stuff for me. You are an animal.”