The 8 Worst People at Your Barbecue [Click to continue reading]
Mr. Well Done is the fucking worst. Worse than any passive-aggressive vegetarian. Mr. Well Done is just pretending to like meat. IF YOU LIKE YOUR MEAT WELL DONE, YOU DON’T FUCKING LIKE MEAT. THIS IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION.
As for Reverend Semantics on the difference between barbecue and grilling, let it go. It’s largely a regional distinction — and also true — plus, we let it slide because it keeps the South from rising again. (KIDDING, SOUTHERN READERS.)