The Third Shift

  1. you know why Taco Bell exists?

    Taco Bell exists because some work days feel like such a slog that the only thing that will make you feel better is eating a mountain of ungodly, unhealthy, caloric and fat-laden fast food that doesn’t even come close to its source material because you’re a grown-up and have the money to do it and no one gets to tell you no. Sure, most of the time stress like that is better exercised off — but other times you just need to let go and oink it up. When you need that, there’s Taco Bell, waiting for you.