The Third Shift

  1. I was buying a cap for one of my friends as a Christmas gift at a sporting goods store and I had forgotten about people who not only flat brim but leave all the stickers on.

    • Cashier:
      "Do you want the spray protection to keep the colors from running? It's an extra buck."

    • Me:
      "$19 total, right? OK."

    • Cashier:
      "Sticker on or off?"

    • Me (slightly confused):

    • Cashier:
      "Thank you for being an adult."