The Third Shift

  1. ☛ If anyone is looking for a job in Oregon, this one seems pretty good.


    Not listed in the requirements: Must be ok with Phil Knight designing dayglo uniforms for your team. 

    Also, “Minimum 5 years’ successful collegiate/professional coaching experience”

    Sorry Norv Turner, it looks like you haven’t racked up any successful years just yet. Keep trying buddy. 

    ability to gladhand whiny, bitchy boosters who complain despite going to BCS bowl games a plus, but not a requirement.