Salma Hayek will never not be gorgeous.
(This category of ladies is forever the “Helen Mirren Division” and in men should probably be the “Christopher Plummer’ division because he is freaking handsome, but we know it’s gonna be renamed for Clooney in 20-30 years.)

Salma Hayek will never not be gorgeous.

(This category of ladies is forever the “Helen Mirren Division” and in men should probably be the “Christopher Plummer’ division because he is freaking handsome, but we know it’s gonna be renamed for Clooney in 20-30 years.)

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