Sigh. The Easter egg Weiner includes is also necessary:

Leveling the equation.
Ouch. So true.
(Via SMBC.)
I think this is what my mom thought when I bought the “raised fist in the star” shirt.
The best part is the secret image after it:

Just so we’re clear.
(Via SMBC.)
Yes, I would pay theater money to watch such a movie.
Mostly true.