The Third Shift

A vagabond who's made his home in the Pacific Northwest.




who’s buying me tickets

This is literally the fake Coachella flyer I made up in 2008.

hey mark

take me


2 another time

a chiller time

i want 2 hear that bro from that band

play an acoustic version

of that song

i hope there is also one of those mongolian wok stations

I had to Google this to make sure it was real because I was sure I was being trolled, but no, this is a thing.

This feels like a “Teenaged Colin’s Poor Musical Choices” cruise, except I cannot fathom why Cracker is involved. Oh, David Lowery, I know selling out is not really a thing any more and I know musicians need to get paid and this is better than the state fair circuit, but…oof.

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