The Third Shift


  1. hammerito:

actionjacksonlove-sbbq:


“I suppose it’s possible this is part of some other, thematically different Under Armour ad that was mostly left on the cutting-room floor. But I’m putting it at even-money that Bryce Harper actually powerlifts shirtless in the dark wearing glow-in-the-dark neon-green socks, and insisted Under Armour show him as such in the commercial.”


L O L

that’s some clown workout gear, bro.

    hammerito:

    actionjacksonlove-sbbq:

    “I suppose it’s possible this is part of some other, thematically different Under Armour ad that was mostly left on the cutting-room floor. But I’m putting it at even-money that Bryce Harper actually powerlifts shirtless in the dark wearing glow-in-the-dark neon-green socks, and insisted Under Armour show him as such in the commercial.”

    L O L

    that’s some clown workout gear, bro.

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    Charlie Pierce tears a piece in Tucker Carlson’s vanity project trying to link Bryce Harper to conservatism a new one.

  3. dennymayo:

tbridge:

mightyflynn:

Do not run on Rick Ankiel.
(h/t justamanandhisblog)

My mother ran on Rick Ankiel’s arm once.
Once.

This non-double play event is more exciting than anything we saw in person on Friday night.
That being said, holy balls that’s a throw.

Now I get it. 90 feet to home plate was just too short of a distance. 
His arm wanted to be a cannon all along.

    dennymayo:

    tbridge:

    mightyflynn:

    Do not run on Rick Ankiel.

    (h/t justamanandhisblog)

    My mother ran on Rick Ankiel’s arm once.

    Once.

    This non-double play event is more exciting than anything we saw in person on Friday night.

    That being said, holy balls that’s a throw.

    Now I get it. 90 feet to home plate was just too short of a distance. 

    His arm wanted to be a cannon all along.