The Third Shift


  1. All mixed beverages ought to come in 32 ounce mason jars.

    All mixed beverages ought to come in 32 ounce mason jars.

  2. GPOY at 7 pm on every work night.

    (Stupid Tumblr GIF limits.)

  3. Good any time of day.

    Good any time of day.

  4. I’m out of bourbon, sadly.

    I’m out of bourbon, sadly.

  5. Very necessary.

    Very necessary.

  6. Slainte!

    Slainte!

  7. Bon Scott is an incredibly egregious omission but Orson had to cut this off somewhere or the bracket could have gone on forever.
(via THE EPIC DRUNKARDS BRACKET - Every Day Should Be Saturday)

    Bon Scott is an incredibly egregious omission but Orson had to cut this off somewhere or the bracket could have gone on forever.

    (via THE EPIC DRUNKARDS BRACKET - Every Day Should Be Saturday)

  8. Yep, that’s Will Ferrell and Nick Offerman wearing bathrobes and drinking Bloody Marys on the Hoda & Kathie Lee Drink Lots of Wine 4th Hour of Today.
(via Buzzfeed)

    Yep, that’s Will Ferrell and Nick Offerman wearing bathrobes and drinking Bloody Marys on the Hoda & Kathie Lee Drink Lots of Wine 4th Hour of Today.

    (via Buzzfeed)

  9. laughingsquid:

Coors Light Iced T, Iced Tea-Flavored Beer

No. Just no. Ew. Gross. Even Colorado Kool-Aid doesn’t deserve to be treated like this.

    laughingsquid:

    Coors Light Iced T, Iced Tea-Flavored Beer

    No. Just no. Ew. Gross. Even Colorado Kool-Aid doesn’t deserve to be treated like this.

  10. pdxap:

[114|365] on Flickr.

the scotch for all reasons and all seasons. the Glenlivet.

    pdxap:

    [114|365] on Flickr.

    the scotch for all reasons and all seasons. the Glenlivet.

  11. "Could you please play the fucking music so loud I can’t hear what I’m saying to the person three inches in front of me?"

    The Gentlemen’s Rant: Bars (by ooJLEoo)

  12. Who says you can’t do both?
(via Facebook Alternative)

    Who says you can’t do both?

    (via Facebook Alternative)

  13. I thought the clover in the head of this pint of Guinness was so cool and then my friend had to go and tell me that the bartenders at Maher’s used a stamp to make it.

Oh well. Still neat-looking.

    I thought the clover in the head of this pint of Guinness was so cool and then my friend had to go and tell me that the bartenders at Maher’s used a stamp to make it.

    Oh well. Still neat-looking.