I was buying a cap for one of my friends as a Christmas gift at a sporting goods store and I had forgotten about people who not only flat brim but leave all the stickers on.

Cashier:
"Do you want the spray protection to keep the colors from running? It's an extra buck."

Me:
"$19 total, right? OK."

Cashier:
"Sticker on or off?"

Me (slightly confused):
"Off."

Cashier:
"Thank you for being an adult."

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The Third Shift A vagabond who's made his home in the Pacific Northwest.

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