The Third Shift

A vagabond who's made his home in the Pacific Northwest.


Salma Hayek

Christina Hendricks arrives at the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards, September 23, 2012 in Los Angeles, California.

When we showed a shot of Hendricks in this dress during a package on the news, all the anchors said “wow” at the same time — even the female one.

I then said in their IFBs: “That’ll get your full, undivided attention.”

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This is evidence that Angelina Jolie once looked like she was not starved with cheekbones that could kill small animals and possibly her own children if they hugged her too hard.

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Starting off Valentine’s day RIGHT.

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Sexy Salma


During last week’s episode of Top Chef, judges Gail Simmons and Padma Lakshmi held a cleavage contest. I’d say it ended in a draw.


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