A vagabond who's made his home in the Pacific Northwest.
Great gift from the lady friend.
Special delivery from the lady friend. Happy birthday to me.
CAST IRON COOKWARE. Love you, moms and God-moms.
I was buying a cap for one of my friends as a Christmas gift at a sporting goods store and I had forgotten about people who not only flat brim but leave all the stickers on.
"Do you want the spray protection to keep the colors from running? It's an extra buck."
"$19 total, right? OK."
"Sticker on or off?"
Me (slightly confused):
"Thank you for being an adult."