One of my friends from college is starting up a WC pool with a $10 buy-in. I went with the easy, but reliable “The Joy of Cesc” for a name. The problem is that I have so many others that deserve a place in a WC bracket somewhere. I may use one of the below for a work bracket, but feel free to pick your favorite if you find any of them funny.
- Ruud Behavior
- John Terry’s Wingman
- Team Wayne Bridge
- Cry Me a Rio
- Vuvuzela Up Your Arse
- Benedict Rossi
- Maradona’s Little Helpers
- Domenech’s Tarot Reader
- Kuyt Flyers
- Pure Kaka
- Get Loew (I wish I remembered the combination for the umlaut in Windows)
- Never Mind the Ballacks…
- …Here’s the Cesc Pistols (I would have combined the previous two if character length would allow)
- On the Lahm (German names are really good for this)
- Tora! Tora! Torres! (hope he plays, I’m betting on Spain winning)
- Angel Food Landycake
- Jozy & the Pussycats
- Lucio e Limpo
- Workin’ die Mannschaft
Yeah, some of these are way too pun-based, but still.