while grabbing Charmin off the shelf at the grocery store.

R:
I've noticed you like the expensive stuff.

me:
Life's too short for single-ply.

World Cup bracket names.

One of my friends from college is starting up a WC pool with a $10 buy-in. I went with the easy, but reliable “The Joy of Cesc” for a name. The problem is that I have so many others that deserve a place in a WC bracket somewhere. I may use one of the below for a work bracket, but feel free to pick your favorite if you find any of them funny.

  • Ruud Behavior
  • John Terry’s Wingman
  • Team Wayne Bridge
  • Cry Me a Rio
  • Vuvuzela Up Your Arse
  • Benedict Rossi
  • Maradona’s Little Helpers
  • Domenech’s Tarot Reader
  • Kuyt Flyers
  • Pure Kaka
  • Get Loew (I wish I remembered the combination for the umlaut in Windows)
  • Never Mind the Ballacks…
  • …Here’s the Cesc Pistols (I would have combined the previous two if character length would allow)
  • On the Lahm (German names are really good for this)
  • Tora! Tora! Torres! (hope he plays, I’m betting on Spain winning)
  • Angel Food Landycake
  • Jozy & the Pussycats
  • Lucio e Limpo
  • Workin’ die Mannschaft

Yeah, some of these are way too pun-based, but still.

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