The Third Shift

  1. ☛ General David Petraeus's Rules For Living

    I swear, resigning one’s post as CIA director because you had an affair with your biographer just five days after she wrote this piece for Newsweek about your “rules for living” that is now riddled with unintentional comedy and double entendre that it probably puts the entire staff of The Onion in a headlock and makes them cry Uncle. I mean, how can “Stay fit to fight. Your body is your ulti­mate weapons system. Physical fitness for your body is essential for mental fitness” be anything other than a great joke now?